椰子500真假对比

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分类： 喜剧片 2006

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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剧情介绍

　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 雅昭 9小时前 :

    形而上的美，是电影艺术的终点，也是电影艺术的原罪。先导海报里被圣光沐浴的黑袍维果总让人联想以为这将是《此房是我造》的续篇，即便看完以后确信柯南伯格已将所有的灵魂倾注此片，也很难停止脑补若是疯蹄来拍如此的题材，那又将是怎样更严肃的落笔，更味如嚼蜡阅读论文般的观影体验 w/阳

  • 袭慕雁 6小时前 :

    手术是新的性爱，吃塑料是新的反抗，打开自己是老一辈的艺术家。

  • 采帛 1小时前 :

    尽管现代医学十分发达，但人类身体的奥秘依然没有被完全揭示，那种好奇心和探索欲会激励着一代又一代的有识之士去不断发掘其真正的价值，并且最终为自己、为这个社会所用。大机器时代的便捷性使人变得越发冰冷，人类似乎不再需要通过这种人际交换去获得想要的一切，实现了一种虚无的自给自足；但那终究只是生活的障眼法，越是看似不重要的事物往往可能愈发宝贵，说到底是我们的选择造就了我们的未来，个体在集体中永远应该有一定的独立性，这样的人生才更加精彩。

  • 荆语冰 2小时前 :

    真诚发问：这么划来划去、割来割去的，伤口不会感染吗？

  • 陶祺然 0小时前 :

    看得困死了，好一剂催眠良药，再也不愁失眠了。柯南堡底线也太高了，还不如尼克病院手术台更有观赏性，以至掉进碎碎念的无聊洞底。高概念走得停稳的，内在逻辑也没什么太多问题。只是影片就像发达的右臂，左臂却肌无力。柯南堡可以比疯提尔再疯点儿就有意思了。

  • 贾恺乐 9小时前 :

    一部晦涩的伦理探索片……人类进化过程中，对于生理、心理和伦理上的探讨……最终的结论是：管他娘的，脚踩西瓜皮，滑到哪里是哪里，做爱的方式都变了，还纠结个鸟！……另外，法国妹子就是大自然的馈赠，而K妹在里头有多少存在感？K妹甚至还不如那两个女机修工！

  • 粟靖荷 2小时前 :

    设定很新奇很大胆但整部电影没有未来感反而偏向复古，不过我确实不怎么喜欢这种故事性不强的电影，看一会就要走神一次

  • 稷宇 6小时前 :

    相信自己的身体。相信世界，相信疼痛，相信存在。背后的世界观让人浮想联翩，很有趣

  • 洲萱 5小时前 :

    很多描写都比较暧昧，以我的脑子运转来说有些费劲。很色情的痛感，结尾也直白了倒是

  • 谯书易 5小时前 :

    柯南伯格创造了一个具有全新概念的世界，身体由人类掌控，器官成为艺术，血腥艺术，手术即是性交，大量全新的概念涌入倒是创造了不小的观影压力，但是不得不说全程看下来竟然觉得蛮有意思的。斯图尔特和维果那段对话看得我真难受啊，一个口里卡着痰，一个说话喘大气…（借用柯南伯格那时对《潘神的迷宫》的吉尔莫德尔托罗说的话：“拍的很棒，但是金棕榈就别想了”）

  • 褚自怡 8小时前 :

    现在是下午五点半，看完后突然很饿。美学意义大于思想意义，即使是未来，没有肉体的生活也是无法想象的

  • 雅采 1小时前 :

    全身耳朵 没有痛觉 非法制造器官 行为艺术切除秀。。有点创意也有点恶心。

  • 晨骏 4小时前 :

    比钛好懂，比欲望号快车类型元素少，但是也没看特别懂

  • 美冰 3小时前 :

    只想说 非常柯南伯格 顺便讽刺了一下当代艺术

  • 晏羡丽 0小时前 :

    Crimes.of.the.Future.2022.2160p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.HDR.HEVC-CM 摄影很棒。其他的没看懂

  • 美彦 0小时前 :

    难以想象，柯南伯格居然拍出了如此无聊的作品。

  • 海蔓 8小时前 :

    一星给女演员的波波，指环王好垃圾啊，这是什么剧本😅

  • 汗婉秀 7小时前 :

    一部很容易被错杀的电影。本片以解剖一个吃塑料的孩子为手段制造悬念，以混乱的极不稳定的基因观念，再次探索获得性遗传的可能性，这层隐喻是我见过的对李森科主义最杀根的嘲讽。这部电影是人类自我探索的一点努力：深入脏器去审美，去探寻新型性爱，去寻找生命的意义，如同深入一字一句去解读一首诗，为此本片找到了行为艺术的手段（我认为也只能借助于此），在混乱的不确定的异化过程中寻找人类未来的确定性。但本片又试图把这些探索纳入“罪行”来加以拷问，并为此而煞有介事地成立了一个执法组织和一个俱乐部，这对矛盾体十分符合人性与人类社会的基本规律，给人以清晰准确的边界感。但这部电影被错杀的原因也是显而易见，道具太差劲，与演员阵容严重不匹配，一部受制于科幻特效的未来伦理片经常会成为难以避免的悲剧。

  • 薇锦 4小时前 :

    绝不是一无是处，但看完头好痛。不同角色和不同场景之间的割裂感让整个设定都变得更加生涩，没看懂且就打算这么算了。

  • 芃俊 8小时前 :

    很多描写都比较暧昧，以我的脑子运转来说有些费劲。很色情的痛感，结尾也直白了倒是

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