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分类: 喜剧片 1992

导演: 理查德·莱斯特

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 都亦玉 2小时前 :

    激动的心颤抖的手,电影院终于开了!电影这条线怎么感觉像那鱼呢?

  • 柔琳 7小时前 :

    服饰摄影都很赞,英国人冷静克制的感情演绎的很好。跟叔叔在国贸看的。

  • 淳于春荷 1小时前 :

    以下涉及剧透

  • 盍翠曼 7小时前 :

    仆人都当上了“电影演员”看的很满足,故事很有趣,笑点看得也很舒服。

  • 逯飞捷 1小时前 :

    完美的剧本,一条线搞新事业,一条线微悬疑,不再折腾主角团情缘。最感动的是编剧孜孜不倦、不遗余力誓要为每个人找到完美归宿,真是再粉丝友好不过了,使得最终的感伤也没那么难接受。大小姐这次终于有岁月痕迹了,听到她提起大表哥,哎,想起第一季末和圣诞特辑,雪夜大厅,她自楼梯而下,执手凝望,终于喷薄而出的感情,那是最美好的时光了。

  • 苗希恩 0小时前 :

    前奏一响起,我就不行了。全程含笑,结束时恋恋不舍,怅然若失。

  • 皇甫鸿达 5小时前 :

    老太太法国情人留给的别墅赠予曾孙女

  • 诸念巧 0小时前 :

    修改:看过删减部分后决定给满分,原作交代的很清楚了,也表达了大家对各种群体的尊重与祝福,删减能不能414啊

  • 潘寄南 2小时前 :

    有人决定奔赴异国开启新的生涯,

  • 曾依云 3小时前 :

    全员出场人物都要有故事线带来的问题就是台词和场次真的太过于密集,但是人家就是有本事全部满满当当塞下并献上华彩段落,对这个系列也算是一个完美的阶段性交代,期待这一大家子还能带来后面的新篇章

  • 星骞 6小时前 :

    2小时内要把所有人物的性格特点展现出来并安排好令人满意的结果属实不易,对我没看过剧的人来说也没什么障碍,但确实也没啥情怀。

  • 楠雅 0小时前 :

    有人重操旧业成为唐顿历史的一部分,

  • 霞梅 9小时前 :

    回家。回家。总有一部电影告诉我们,离去与新生的感动不需要诗兴与哲学;它们只需要长久的陪伴和一个好故事。

  • 粘嘉珍 0小时前 :

    唐顿,矗立在新时代的十字路口,迎接着新一代。

  • 蔡思柔 2小时前 :

    像是老朋友聚会一样,偶尔给个电影版你去怀念。大小姐还是charming!

  • 闵阳荣 0小时前 :

    以一场婚礼开场,以一场葬礼落幕,确实非常英国。英国人真的是对婚礼葬礼可太有执念了,顺便感慨一句距离第一季开播竟然已经过去12年了。

  • 范姜阳泽 1小时前 :

    一场婚礼、一场葬礼,代表着一个旧时代的结束和一个新时代的开始。

  • 路凝丝 6小时前 :

    比第一部电影好看,老夫人不在了还是有些落寞啊。

  • 藤暄玲 5小时前 :

    这是一个关于新旧交替的故事,当唐顿庄园遇到了摩登时代,如何与其融洽并传承。marry接过了祖母管家的指挥棒,借助电影拍摄迅速适应了新时代的变化,父亲通过法国一行回忆祖母年少时的浪漫故事,最后祖母的逝去象征着旧时代的结束,而每个人都在新时代里找到了自己的意义。人物繁杂但刻画细腻,让我一个从未看过唐顿的人都能慢慢理清故事的剧情,油画复古画面极具美感,配乐点缀锦上添花,台词精炼而体现人物特色,金句带着英式独有的幽默频出,这是一部优秀且完美的电影。

  • 芝锦 9小时前 :

    真的是个童话,每个人都这么可爱🥰葬礼拍的都这么美

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