这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
An absurdist classic
This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.
剧本还可以，最后的枪战挺不错，就是太架空了，换在安哥拉或纳米比亚比较适合，非要突出反歧视，可以搞个印第安牛仔剧；要ZZZQ直接用现代米帝更好嘛
干就完了，爽就完了，happy ending:)
这片子给6分，太过分了，西方欧美日韩对我们的文化渗透多么的可怕，正的都被说反了，好的都给抹黑了！这才是中午武侠的高分片，鼎力支持！好片，好片！
作为网大还可以！一个长得像张震，一个长得像赵立新，一个长得像徐锦江。刀刀溅血，杀人不废话，布景用心有质感，动作利落无慢镜，光凭这几点就完胜热搜上的一堆古装剧。PS：回马刀真是YYDS！
如果武指不行，起码台词要行，
劫火车那场，最后一群人手持转轮手枪砰砰砰的杀士兵，还配合慢镜头，然而神奇的弹壳不知道从哪开始往下掉！我™还以为你们用的都是格洛克！简直莫名其妙。
低配绣春刀，及格了，比目中无人好。目中无人这么瓦塔居然都上7分了，这片我只有多给一星才公道。
也算网大中的清流了，剧情简陋但这武指有两把刷子。
2、武戏还不错，有徐浩峰的风格，《雪中》出来挨打，坟场对打那场最亮眼，其他部分包括片尾最大的一场武戏也一般，小喽啰很明显的出现愣着不动让主角砍
武打设计不错，但是人物立不住，故事太苍白，表演也有点粗糙，千人斩很明显是在模仿隔壁《绣春刀》吧。
冲着服装、景色、音乐，给个及格分。这里面正面任务脑子都没发育好，像个傻子似的跟聪明的匪徒对决，果然，一个个挂掉了，主角因为光环幸免于难。明知道匪徒不讲规则，不讲承诺，不择手段，本来凭借着枪法，偷偷潜入小镇，敌在明我在暗，占据优势有很大希望取胜，结果呢，女主脑残要去刺探情报，干掉对方就行了，有什么情报好刺探的？有加勒比海藏宝图？结果，敌人没那么蠢，女主直接送人头！然后呢，男主带入去拯救女主，本来偷偷救人就行了，非要闪耀登场，帅不过三秒，被揍了一顿之后做了条好狗，乖乖的去替匪徒抢银行。那个快枪手更搞笑，就算你比对手快，在决斗的时候也应该保持警惕，随时拔枪，竟然非常陶醉的去舔枪，然后被爆头。两个女人在谷仓决斗的时候，女主竟然主动把子弹去掉，表示想肉搏，其实黑女人给她一枪就完事了，结果非要脑抽...
黑人西部片？开什么玩笑，那时黑人都还是奴隶吧！不过枪战还是很精彩的，不在乎黑人这个瞎扯的设定，还是可以看看的。
塞外漠北 黄沙孤烟 薄命刀客 其名David
人为财死 鸟为食亡。最厉害的应该是千人斩吧。他不求钱哈哈哈。
黑人电影，但不纯粹，路人角色有白人，西部黑帮片，节奏挺传统，慢中有稳，台词俏皮话很现代，画面配乐都不错，就是对话多有点墨迹，耍帅有范儿，故事没啥意思，6.5
影片还算完整。动作有瑕疵。剧本拉胯，对白有尴尬，衔接（剪辑）有问题，武侠味较欠缺。但我看完了。
除了剧情外的所有东西都很用心...尤其是服装细节的处理，以及环境，可惜败了个编剧。最后“他妈的，又捅这里”笑死我了，这比春晚小品搞笑多了…
不知道的以为昆汀新片呢，简直就是山寨版的姜戈，全员话痨，音乐带感，剧情再紧凑点就好了（原声大碟里kid cudi和jay-z合作的那首真不错）。
钱都用去知乎买软文了吧…男主那小胳膊还敢称第一刀客？软趴趴的动作➕慢动作很跨。演技也不行，逻辑也不行……真不知道知乎那群人是怎么吹得下去的。
两星是给到坟头对刀，后面一塌糊涂人物性格刻画鲜明，但十年了一点变化没有？中期后剧情单调，枯燥，不过好歹比一些其他鬼怪好
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