Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
可能因为我的童年没看奇奇与蒂蒂。。。没有情怀滤镜
很不理想，剧情老套，笑点不够，只是套了层好看外表的俗套电影
好笑，3d化好笑，紧急刷厕所唱happy birthday也好笑，一堆破梗也好笑（Dale 真的就是三表哥本人吧
cliche but in a good way。本质还是达斯米奇的过往流行动画钞能力mash-up.
混合次元IP大乱炖 原本以为最后奇奇会变3D
有真人也有各种风格的动画还塞了好多IP 片尾曲是马龙唱的hhh
2d+3d+CG+定格各种元素融合在一起，刚开始不太能接受这种画风，后来想着谁会不想跟喜欢的动漫人物在三次元并肩作战啊就很enjoying了~
实在看不下去了，三表哥怎么还能接配音的活啊......
2D的Chip和3D的Dale破镜重圆 集齐天降奇兵队伍拯救伙伴～ 可可爱爱 各种各样被盗版的 正版的童年回忆们 但是为什么要这么对小飞侠？
剧情虽然老套点但是我还蛮喜欢这种的！！！迪斯尼秀版权的电影，就是2d和3d混合偶尔有点奇怪，大部分都融合的蛮好的，彩蛋真的好多！！我爱看合家欢电影！！老年索尼克说实话也帅啊˃ʍ˂
形式好新颖啊，故事整体还是儿童向，不过好玩的点也不少不套路而且梗很多（当然现在不套路也是一种套路kkk）比较可惜没有引进，感觉在影院看也合适
剧情虽然一般，中途一再想放弃，后来换成台配版居然看完了。好多卡通人物啊啊，隔壁华纳的乐一通，蝙蝠侠，和尼克儿童台和索尼的刺猬索尼克居然都出现了hhhhh
集合了非常多的槽点和彩蛋 南方公园的版权现在也在迪士尼了吗
故事还是普通了，不如《谁陷害了兔子罗杰》。
有些设定和小细节还不错。车库里的布置简直心水，囤积癖。这个混搭世界有意思，迪斯尼的人物真是多。2D，3D，真人混搭。真.漫展。卡通人物性别为女都逃不脱结婚生娃的命运，也是离谱了。看到大耳女鼠想起来确实古早看过这个动画系列。反派中年油腻秃胖彼得潘就……还挺现实
想想上一个对应出大量自嘲变革片的阶段是关于1927后有声到无声、彩色到黑白、歌舞过气等。所以看片时候，脑子不自觉的接收到的信息提醒还是包含着一种共时感受，所有事物都会是像这样同时生长着，从来没有谁真正成为了“过去”。
综合评价三星半，不算特别惊艳，但是情怀拉满
家底厚随便玩 都是我的IP就是豪横 奇奇蒂蒂没那么可爱了说实在的
彩蛋和梗密度之高，甚至可以碾压头号玩家和无敌破坏王2。迪士尼自家的IP就不说了，狮子王，星战，白雪公主，疯狂动物城，无敌破坏王，漫威等等等等，甚至还有大量非迪士尼梗，包括速激，蝙蝠侠，战神金刚，辛普森一家，瑞克莫蒂，芝麻街……甚至还有宇宙巨人希曼这种上古IP，真正是照顾到了所有人。虽然看到自己喜爱的角色在大荧幕上再就业确实一本满足，但是个人并不是太赞成这种投机取巧的创作方式，我还是比较value好的剧本和内核。怀念上世纪90年代原创性十足的好莱坞。
我觉得配乐对于气氛的烘托，真的给这个无限反转的故事加分了不少。“你猜猜，今天晚上到底发生了什么？”活着的人呢，才可以是编故事的那个人，能接受结局的巧合。（范伟老师在院线有几部这种类型的片子了，他的演技真的一直在线）
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