Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
比较而言，还是更喜欢茨威格原著的叙事结构。
喜剧片的套路套上了惊悚片的外壳，直到结尾仍旧是喜剧，法式喜剧总是可以让人毫无防备的笑出声，翻译的非常本土化，尺度也是相当之大，心理承受能力强的值得一看。
有点《香水》的意思，为了食材而杀人，就是结局太大陆了，嫁祸给最后的素食者，不香吗？
怪异的片子。男主长得很可爱。黄秋生的梗挺逗。
一部有着恶趣味甚至含有批判态度的法国电影，吃人肉只不过是导演表明态度的途径，看完之后最能感受到的其实是导演对素食主义者的痛恶。三星。
7/10
不是我的菜，剧情还行，但是我看的这版字幕翻译有些滞后，所以观看体验没有那么好。屠夫疯狂屠杀疯狂的素食主义者vegan。
血腥，邪典，恶趣味。
“学学黄秋生吧”，多看看cult film，影视教学。
改编自丹麦的《绿色屠夫》，人吃人是很直观的，讽刺当今的极端主义现象。以暴制暴的处理很鲜明，就是故事粗糙，不如“绿色”坦率。
哈哈哈哈，虽然有血腥的地方，还充满着恶趣味，但是也有很多幽默的地方，让片子不恐怖。
黑色幽默啊啊啊啊，哈哈哈，黄秋生，哈哈哈哈
屠夫杀人了，然后把尸体当肉买，简称屠夫卖肉片。几年就会出一部，这一步挺有意思的加入了素食主义的元素，带着讽刺与黑色幽默。看完了整个片子。真的是太爽了。剧作感觉挺成功的，没什么Bug，就是觉得太短了，看完的时候还有些不舍。
剧情／犯罪，75分中等水平作品，18岁以下未成年人禁止观看（分级警告）！
被结局毁了的无底线黑色喜剧恐怖片，其余的时间都很好笑
不过抱着娱乐的心态去看，蛮爽的。
文森特和索菲两口子的肉店经常被素食者砸店，生意堪忧。一次意外，文森特开车碾死了其中一名砸过他店的素食者，把素食者做成火腿准备处理掉时，阴差阳错被卖给了顾客，大受欢迎，至此，两位开始猎杀素食者来当猪肉卖。//没有政治正确，只有恣意的横飞。不过编导对极，端素食者的厌恶，从店主的女儿带素食男友回家吃饭的一段台词可见一斑：“喝红酒吗”“不喝，我只喝纯素酒，传统的葡萄酒会弄碎葡萄，会残杀无数的昆虫”/“乳酪是违反人性的，想象奶农强迫奶牛挤奶，这是不折不扣的奴隶制度”/“蛋糕里有蛋，蛋等于母鸡的肉”
黄sir这个梗我是接住了 冰血暴的梗也接住了 也许他们进去 是最好的人物归宿
比较而言，还是更喜欢茨威格原著的叙事结构。
1.跟《僵尸肖恩》很像的幽默方式；2.全程TMD爆笑即使剧情尺度巨大；3.想表达的就是群体冲突，这里的群体涵盖了职业、家庭、社会组织、政治甚至种族；4这片子真的巨tm好看。
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