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分类： 喜剧片 2010

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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    中午去看的 都没几个人看 一开场就闹哄哄的 剧情不可 看着都要睡着了

  • 居荌荌 0小时前 :

    17年制作的电影 在当时上映的话 应该会是不一样的观感 才看完也是校暴题材的《猪猡之王》旁观者的恶真的大于加害者吗？老师真的太关键了/薛景求演技加一🌟

  • 亓官芮佳 9小时前 :

    多一星鼓励分，书粉并不满意，但的确将原著体量的故事压缩在一部两小时电影中已经非常不容易。改编很聪明地抓住了寻找真佛头这一重点线索，五脉和老朝奉等更加错综复杂的前尘故事被作为引子和一点叙事提及，错落有致详略得当。付贵的角色被提到了更重要的位置，成为许家三代的目击者和参与者，甚至和许愿缔结了某种父子关系。葛优老师也一如既往地把喜剧和严肃交织的多层次角色演绎得很不错。主角的出场设计很快捷，角色性格建立和传达效率很高。整体观感是很紧凑的。特效做的蛮好，很给整部影片提气。

  • 卫博豪 7小时前 :

    只要别细想，这部电影的娱乐性还是很能带动观众的，把古董局中局拍出了盗墓笔记和鬼吹灯的感觉，特效也很不错。

  • 坚寄灵 8小时前 :

    马亲王的书剧情一般都比较紧凑，电影拍出来整体节奏还行，把各种元素都掺杂进去了，冒险、解密、追逐、搞笑。

  • 吴冰真 8小时前 :

    槽点太多了，果然盗墓题材的没一个能拍好的。

  • 同瑞锦 2小时前 :

    明明相爱，却BE了。

  • 卫德龙 5小时前 :

    突然想到如果以后自己有了孩子，他遭遇到校园霸凌怎么办，无法成为好父母之前，绝不会生孩子

  • 千竹月 7小时前 :

    不太适合修改成电影，太赶落了，全靠雷佳音和葛大爷强撑着

  • 卫轩源 7小时前 :

    整体ok。后面结局另外一女主视觉快速闪回切现在交插回忆，这个画面拍摄和剪辑手法在同类型电影里也不陌生，但还是挺吃这一套的，拉了印象分。 先批评后赞美： 1.滤镜好奇怪…太追求懵懂青春感了吧 2.“30岁如果我们还是单身的话，我们就结婚” 这个梗好老土… 3.中间两位爸爸交谈对话，“没尝过男人的好才这样，不然会回不去”之类的，真的有点生理恶心🤢 但两位爸爸后续温和处理，没有惯常的大吵大闹，还算一种安慰？ 4.趴在桌子睡着，用手挡阳光模拟摸对方，这个桥段之前在韩国电影看过。爱是想触碰又缩回的手。 5.课室扔戒指，镜头一转扔到泳池里，这个是蒙太奇手法？看得有点懵，是上大学交男友后泳池重遇后发生的梦境和现实结合？ 6.最后，好想知道爱老公还是李詠蓝多一点，不是最爱才不要结婚（个人观点勿喷）。

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    应该能拍更好 即使这样也比我们好很多

  • 仲素昕 4小时前 :

    很狗血还是没忍住在最后结婚一幕哭成狗（ps女主有些角度太像朱姐

  • 嘉锦 3小时前 :

    马亲王的书剧情一般都比较紧凑，电影拍出来整体节奏还行，把各种元素都掺杂进去了，冒险、解密、追逐、搞笑。

  • 彩瑶 8小时前 :

    也想过学电影，拍出我记忆里的那些点点滴滴 就像片中那样的青涩 甜蜜 纠结 混乱

  • 可颖 3小时前 :

    一次次的给你惊喜，但却感觉不是惊喜，故事还差一些惊心动魄，但是看的时候还是有些不舒服

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    比较典型的青春片，有点刻意文艺，演员演技一般，亲吻没有火花，有小小的感动，那并不是为故事本身，而是为青春。

  • 初康顺 4小时前 :

    emm确实是没有期待中的那么好，毕竟，国内女同片真的很少。

  • 厚紫文 1小时前 :

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  • 怡采 4小时前 :

    加害者的父母可能比加害者本身更加没有悔过心

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